Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/9/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I'm glad I was able to have a relaxing weekend.
It looks like more winter weather is ahead again
this week.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Bedtime Story
2. Accident?
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Bedtime Story
Mom was reading her son a bedtime story
when the son said "Snow White was
poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant
in his beanstalk, and look what happened
to Alice when she ate the mushroom!
And you ask, why I won't eat my fruit
and vegetables!?"
- from Ann F.
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It's the brave souls who are willing to fight for
those who can't fight for themselves, who are the
heroes in this world. Find a reason and a purpose
to stand for something. Your life will never be
the same. – Ray Lammie
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Accident?
In Los Angeles a police officer asked a stopped
motorist how he happened to hit a pedestrian in
the crosswalk.
"I didn't even touch him," explained the driver.
"I saw him in the crosswalk, came to a complete
stop, and motioned for him to cross. That's when
he fainted."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Kit, Lori-Ann, Emily, Marilyn, Tressie, Elaine, Bernie.
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