Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/1/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Fire
2. Hope
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Fire
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local
chemical plant, and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.
The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company
president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the
vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the
fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
desperate. As more firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer
was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company’s
secret files. Still no takers.
>From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight.
It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of
Norwegians over the age of 65. They had fled Europe after WW2, and
established their own town.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these old
Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant .... and
drove straight into the middle of the inferno!
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old-timers jumped off and
began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a
short time, the Norsemen had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a
superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to
personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norse firefighters.
The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film and asked,
"What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Olee Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da furst ting vee doo is fix da
brakes on dat truck!"
- from Mikey’s Funnies
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Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you
know better, do better. - Maya Angelou
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Hope
The coach's wife yells to her husband, "It's Sports Illustrated
on the phone."
The coach falls all over himself racing to the phone and says,
"Hello?"
Then he hears, "For just $20 a year…"
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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