Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/10/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Hump Day was a full and satisfying day.
How I wish there was a way to let people recognize
equal opportunity rather than emphasizing ‘victimhood’.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Garbage Collector
2. Soviet Journalist
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Garbage Collector
Daughter of garbage collector won Miss USA runner-up title,
Son of garbage collector becomes a lead attorney,
Daughter of garbage collector scored in 99.5 percentile on S.A.T.
After reading these messages my children are compelling me to
sell my business and become a garbage collector!😳😳
- From pg vargis (slightly altered)
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That best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless,
unremembered acts of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth
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Soviet Journalist
A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse,
"I want to see the eye-ear doctor."
"There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to
see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the
eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor."
No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."
They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says:
"Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why
would you want to see him?"
"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Dick, Suzanne, Jenny, Bill, Jack, Ben, Marilyn, Darrell.
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