Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/11/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Dad is finally back home from the VA. He's still getting
PT. He does tire easily and was napping when I called.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. New Speed Limit
2. Career
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New Speed Limit
The speed limit on the highway running through our small town
was changed from 40 to 35 MPH.
Then one afternoon the town mayor was stopped in the coffee
shop by a police officer. "Can I speak to you a moment?" he said.
"Sure," the mayor replied. "What can I help you with?"
"We're advising people that the speed limit has been lowered on
the highway through town, and we'd appreciate your co-operation."
"No problem," said the mayor. "Do you want me to bring this up
at the next council meeting?"
"No," replied the police officer. "We want you to slow down."
- From Joke du Jour
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The only way to get what you want is to risk being
uncomfortable. The greater your gratitude for discomfort,
the greater the opportunity. - Chris Cade
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Career
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing
a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he
asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the
student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean
much impressed.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."
- From Laugh & Lift
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