Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/11/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. New Hampshire Wedding
2. EverythingI I Needed to Know about Life I Learned from a Jigsaw Puzzle
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New Hampshire Wedding
Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch
of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding.
My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have
wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony.
Our friend thought for a moment. Then he said solemnly, "It's a good thing
she's not from Idaho."
- From A Joke a Day
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Most people are usually about as happy as they make up
their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln
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EverythingI I Needed to Know about Life I Learned from a Jigsaw Puzzle
By Jacquie Sewell (with apologies to Robert Fulghum)
1. Don't force a fit--if something is meant to be, it will come together
naturally.
2. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everything will look
different when you return.
3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces
only leads to frustration.
4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by
bit, piece by piece.
5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to
come back later (see #4).
6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook. Refer
to the Creator's guidebook often.
7. Variety is the spice of life. It's the different colors and patterns that
make the puzzle interesting.
8. Working together with friends and family makes any task fun.
9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and
order.
10. Don't be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are
surprising.
11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even little ones).
12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can’t
be rushed.
13. When you finally reach the last piece, don't be sad. Rejoice in the
masterpiece you've made and enjoy a well-deserved rest.
Copyright 2001 Jacquie Sewell ([email protected]).
Permission is granted to send this to others, but not for commercial
purposes.
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Please pray for: Sandy, Michael, Patricia, Maureen, Aubrey, Colin.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
It was an exciting day. I was interviewed by an AARP reporter for
an article that may be published in their online magazine next week.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. New Hampshire Wedding
2. EverythingI I Needed to Know about Life I Learned from a Jigsaw Puzzle
———————————————
New Hampshire Wedding
Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch
of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding.
My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have
wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony.
Our friend thought for a moment. Then he said solemnly, "It's a good thing
she's not from Idaho."
- From A Joke a Day
———————————————
Most people are usually about as happy as they make up
their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln
———————————————
EverythingI I Needed to Know about Life I Learned from a Jigsaw Puzzle
By Jacquie Sewell (with apologies to Robert Fulghum)
1. Don't force a fit--if something is meant to be, it will come together
naturally.
2. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everything will look
different when you return.
3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces
only leads to frustration.
4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by
bit, piece by piece.
5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to
come back later (see #4).
6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook. Refer
to the Creator's guidebook often.
7. Variety is the spice of life. It's the different colors and patterns that
make the puzzle interesting.
8. Working together with friends and family makes any task fun.
9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and
order.
10. Don't be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are
surprising.
11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even little ones).
12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can’t
be rushed.
13. When you finally reach the last piece, don't be sad. Rejoice in the
masterpiece you've made and enjoy a well-deserved rest.
Copyright 2001 Jacquie Sewell ([email protected]).
Permission is granted to send this to others, but not for commercial
purposes.
————
Please pray for: Sandy, Michael, Patricia, Maureen, Aubrey, Colin.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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