Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/12/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Sorry for the erratical posting of DDC.
My life has been additionally challenged with
trying to switch over to being on Social Security.
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Having a government employee stating she hasn't
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Kids Say the Funniest Things
2. Yes, sir!
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Kids Say the Funniest Things
"Close the curtains," requested a tot, sitting in a pool
of bright light. "The sun's looking at me too hard."
Someone asked a youngster when he would turn 6. He
replied, "When I'm tired of being 5."
Seeing her first hailstorm, a 3-year-old exclaimed,
"Mommy, it's raining dumplings!"
As her gramma frantically waved away a pesky fly with
a white dishtowel, the granddaughter observed, "Maybe
he thinks you're surrendering."
When a child heard that her aunt just had a baby and
it looked like her uncle, she said, "You mean he has
a mustache?"
While shampooing her son, 4, the mom noted his hair was
growing so fast he'd soon need it cut. He replied, "Maybe
we shouldn't water it so much."
When complimented on her vocabulary, the 5-year-old
nonchalantly responded, "I have words in my head I
haven't even used yet."
His mom informed Brian that she was going outside to
get a little sun. "But Mommy," he gulped, "You already
have a little son -- me!"
When a boy reported two look-alike classmates at school,
his parents said they were probably twins. The next day,
he came home all bubbly and said, "Guess what? They're
not only twins, they're brothers!"
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Inner peace is a state of mind, a lifestyle choice,
a conscious decision not to be adversely affected
by what is occurring around us. - Janet Pfeiffer
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Yes, sir!
A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him, she was very insistent. His response was, "Yes, sir!"
Correcting him, she said, "You would say, 'yes, sir,' to a man. I am a lady, and you would say 'yes, ma'am,' to a lady." To quiz him on this lesson, she then asked him, "What would you say to Daddy?"
"Yes, sir!" came the reply. "Then what would you say to Mama?"
"Yes, ma'am!" he proudly answered.
"Good job! Now, what would you say to Grandma?
He lit up and said, "Can I have a cookie?"
- From GCFL
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