Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/16/22
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Tomorrow is my middle child’s birthday. The year she was
born, there were blizzard-like conditions. This year prediction
is sunny and in the 60’s!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. College Plans
2. Inquiries
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College Plans
A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son
about his future. The youngster said he'd like to attend Cornell,
as his parents and other members of the family had.
Pleased with his response, they pressed on. "What would you
like to take when you attend college?" they asked the little boy.
After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen,
he replied, "The refrigerator, if you can get along without it.”
• From GCFL
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The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am,
then I can change. - Carl Rogers
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Inquiries
Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No. K. P. Namboodiri is my roommate .
- From P.G. Vargis
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Please pray for: Lilly, Kathy, Nash, Devery, Marie, Cam, Lexi, Robert, Gerald
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