Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/17/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day & my middle child/daughter's birthday.
I'm looking forward to the warming and 'greening' of the
spring season soon to be here.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Task
2. Four Leaf Clover
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Task
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each
time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was
filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to
leave.
"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan
had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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St. Patrick’s Day is an enchanted time a day to begin transforming
winter’s dreams into summer’s magic. - Adrienne Cook
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Four Leaf Clover
Patrick O'Reilly was lucky. Since the day he had found that
four-leaf clover, everything good seemed to come his way.
He had met the wonderful Rosie, and after a whirlwind romance,
they were married. And now, a year later, he was the proud father
of beautiful twins, a boy and a girl.
At work, the story was the same. He had been promoted and had
received a substantial raise, and now the firm had come up with a
profit sharing plan.
Patty was certain his good fortune was due to his 4-leaf clover.
Everywhere he went, he was certain to be carrying the talisman
in his suit pocket.
One morning, Patty could not find the clover.
He searched the house, but it was not there. In panic, he tried to
recall when he had last seen it.
He finally recalled it was in his gray suit that he had dropped off
at the dry cleaners.
He rushed to the cleaners only to find that the work had been
completed and his suit was ready to be picked up. He searched
the suit and found the 4-leaf clover, still in one piece but now
flattened from the dry cleaning.
>From that day on, Patty's fortunes changed. Life was good but
was no longer perfect. The little inconveniences were always
there. He had a flat tire as he was driving to an important
meeting. The twins developed measles when his boss and
his wife were over for dinner.
No, Patty's life had changed.
He still carried the amulet, but he was certainly not living under
the silver lining he was used to and had come to expect.
Finally, he had had enough. He visited the parish priest to see
if he could help him understand what had happened.
"This certainly was to be expected," he was told. "You should
have known ——
One should never press one's luck.”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Theresa, Sean, Gretchen, Colin, Caley, Patrick.
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