Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/18/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I'm requesting prayers for the morning of 3/19/19.
Surgery is scheduled for the dx of breast cancer.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Unexpected Stop
2. Missing Page
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Unexpected Stop
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly,
the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight
attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the
passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would
re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was
blind. The man had noticed him as he walked by and could
tell the gentleman was blind because his seeing-eye dog
lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout
the entire flight.
He could also tell he had flown this very flight before
because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name,
said, "Bill, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would
you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind man replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would
like to stretch his legs."
Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a
complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot
walk off the plane with a seeing-eye dog. The pilot was
even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only
tried to change planes, but they were trying to change
airlines!
Remember ... things aren't always as they appear.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Living your purpose is your most powerful & successful
life accomplishment. It gives your life meaning,
fulfillment, joy, peace & happiness that you cannot
get from external sources. - Cathy Holloway Hill
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Missing Page
A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from
the library ... The librarian quips after checking
the books ...
"Sir, your books are always returned with the last page
missing in every single book ..."
The surgeon replies, "I can't stop myself from removing
an appendix whenever I see one."
- From Laugh & Lift
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