Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/19/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Surgery and anesthesia went well today. Thanks for all
the continuing prayers and concern. I'll know more next
week when results are back.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. True Worth
2. Plumber
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True Worth
There was a university in New England where the students
operated a "bank" of term papers and other homework
assignments. There were papers to suit all needs and as
it would look odd if an undistinguished student suddenly
handed in a brilliant essay, there were papers for an A
grade, B grade and C grade.
One student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other
than his assignment, went to the "bank" and as his course
was a standard one he took out a paper for a inconspicuous
C, retyped it and handed the work in.
In due course he received it back with the professor's
comments: "I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I
always thought it should have had an A, and now I am glad
to give it one!"
- From GCFL
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Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should
avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing.
- Denis Waitley
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Plumber
My wife and teenage son belong to a local Tae Kwon Do
club where they learn the strict rules of the discipline.
The head instructor of the club is a highly-ranked black
belt whose Tae Kwon Do title is "Sabumnim." Away from
class Sabumnim is a plumber named Dave.
One day, after making several futile attempts to unclog a
blocked pipe, I called Dave to ask if he could stop by and
take care of it. An hour later, he pulled up in his truck
just as we were going out the door.
As he came up the walk, my wife and son, ever mindful of
their martial-arts etiquette, stood rigidly at attention
and bowed deeply from the waist. Dave gave a quick nod in
return and went on into the house.
Just then, I saw my next-door neighbor standing in his yard,
watching us with a perplexed look on his face. "Wow," he said.
"That guy must be one great plumber!"
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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