Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/19/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Pet Reunion
2. Sermon
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Pet Reunion
When Sara was 6, her new puppy became seriously ill, and the
vet didn't know if he could save it.
I felt very bad for Sara, because this was her first pet and it had
been a Christmas gift, so I said to her, "Don't worry, precious;
just remember, if Fluffy dies, we'll see her in heaven.”
Sara looked at me as if I were simple-minded and said, "Well,
yes, Daddy, but heaven's a long way off for me -- I'm only six!"
- From Michael H. (via Laugh & Lift)
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Use the talents you possess, for the woods would be very
silent if no birds sang except the best. - Henry Van Dyke
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Sermon
A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close
family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit.
The Pastor's wife stayed home.
When he returned, the Pastor asked his wife what she thought of
the young man's sermon.
"The poorest I've ever heard," she said. "There was nothing in it,
nothing at all. It didn't even make sense. It was very unorganized.
I was disappointed."
Later that day, the concerned minister met his assistant and asked
him, "How'd the Sunday service and sermon go? Did all go well?
How did you manage?"
"All went very well, sir, absolutely wonderful," he said. "I didn't have
time to prepare a new sermon of my own on such short notice, so
I got on your computer and pulled up one of your old sermons from
last year.”
- From Monday Fodder
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Please pray for: Kyle, Peggy, Tim, Remington, Julie, Ladd, Aurelia.
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