Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/2/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We had a beautifully sunny day today. I went out several
times to enjoy the sunshine. As the temperature was below
freezing, I didn’t stay out long.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Turtledoves
2. Proper Order
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Turtledoves
by Rev. Mark Martin]
I was officiating at a wedding and during the preparations the
bride and groom wanted to have two turtledoves on the altar
as a symbol of their forever love. I politely said no birds or
animals.
They hid the birds in a back room, anyway. Immediately after the
service they went outside, each of them with a bird in its cage.
They opened the cages in unison. One bird flew out and made a
hard right turn. The other flew out and made a hard left turn.
We all stood there watching the symbols of their forever love fly
off in opposite directions.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their
echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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Proper Order
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother
was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old
son.
Mom couldn't help laughing as they neared their destination and
she heard the mother say to the boy, "Now remember -- run to
Dad first, then the dog."
- From Christian Voices.
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Please pray for: Eric, Linda, Julie, Joanne, Gary, Judy, Bill, Barb.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
We had a beautifully sunny day today. I went out several
times to enjoy the sunshine. As the temperature was below
freezing, I didn’t stay out long.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Turtledoves
2. Proper Order
———————————————
Turtledoves
by Rev. Mark Martin]
I was officiating at a wedding and during the preparations the
bride and groom wanted to have two turtledoves on the altar
as a symbol of their forever love. I politely said no birds or
animals.
They hid the birds in a back room, anyway. Immediately after the
service they went outside, each of them with a bird in its cage.
They opened the cages in unison. One bird flew out and made a
hard right turn. The other flew out and made a hard left turn.
We all stood there watching the symbols of their forever love fly
off in opposite directions.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
———————————————
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their
echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
———————————————
Proper Order
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother
was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old
son.
Mom couldn't help laughing as they neared their destination and
she heard the mother say to the boy, "Now remember -- run to
Dad first, then the dog."
- From Christian Voices.
————
Please pray for: Eric, Linda, Julie, Joanne, Gary, Judy, Bill, Barb.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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