Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/20/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Hearing
2. Breakfast
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Hearing
In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said,
"Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over,
please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn,
the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray
about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help
with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear,
placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then
prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak"
for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with
great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands,
stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
- from Anna Ruth
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The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter Drucker
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Breakfast
The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got
up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife
her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.
Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just what I have done?"
"Of course, dear. Every single detail!"
"Good. That's how I want my breakfast served every morning."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Cher, Bibi, Sue, Lori-Ann, Sheree, Gary, Judy.
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