Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/23/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We've had a 'taste of spring', but most days are
still below normal temperature-wise. The good news
is there has been more sun.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Marriage Problems
2. Good Boy
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Marriage Problems
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided
to end their union after a very short time together.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to
court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asked the husband, "What has brought you to this
point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?"
The husband said, "In the six weeks we've been together, we
haven't been able to agree on one thing."
The wife said, "Seven weeks."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
– Mark Twain
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Good Boy
Maureen told her young son to go to bed and be sure
to say his prayers and ask God to make him a good
boy.
The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard
his son praying: "And make me a good boy if You can;
and if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm
having fun the way I am."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Kathleen, Darrell, Marilyn, Naeema, Carol, Maxine.
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