Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/23/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Fractured Proverbs
2. Price of Oranges
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Fractured Proverbs
An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known
proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
(It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
insight may surprise you.)
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders,
6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses . . . until they stop running
2. Strike while the . . . bug is close
3. It's always darkest before . . . Daylight Saving Time
4. Never underestimate the power of . . . termites
5. You can lead a horse to water but . . . how?
6. Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty
7. No news is . . . impossible
8. A miss is as good as a . . .Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new . . .maths
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll . . . stink in the morning
11. Love all, trust . . .me
12. The pen is mightier than the . . . pigs
13. An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax
14. Were there's smoke there's . . . pollution
15. Happy the bride who . . . gets all the presents
16. A penny saved is . . . not much
17. Two's company, three's . . . the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what . . . you put on to go to bed
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and . . .
you have to blow your nose
20. There are none so blind as . . . Stevie Wonder
21. Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded
22. If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries
23. You get out of something only what you . . . see in the
picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way
25. A bird in the hand . . . is going to poop on you
And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than . . . pregnant
- From Joe L. (my Dad)
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There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
- General Douglas MacArthur
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Price of Oranges
Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her
neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked,
"How much are these oranges?"
"Two for a dollar," answered the vendor.
"How much is just one?" she asked.
"Sixty cents," answered the vendor.
"Then I'll take the other one," said Mrs. Goldberg.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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