Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/24/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Joining the Army
2. The Religious Horse
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Joining the Army
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son
announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office.
There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as
his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this
new situation. "Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You didn't
really do that, did you?"
"You would never get through basic training," scoffed another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just
gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, "Do you
really plan to make your own bed every morning?"
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL.net)
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I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived
the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.
- Diane Ackerman
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The Religious Horse
A courier was travelling across country on a horse. He was in a hurry
and rode the horse too hard, so it foundered. Needing to continue on
his journey, he went up to a nearby farm and asked the farmer if he
could buy a horse.
"The only horse I have is this one," the farmer said.
"Fine, I'll take it," the courier replied and jumped on the horse's
back.
The rather religious farmer told the courier how to control the horse.
"Say 'Praise the Lord' to get the horse to go and 'Amen' to get it to
stop."
So with a quick "Praise the Lord," the courier was on his way. He made
good time, and his mind wandered as the countryside flew by. Looking
up after a while, the courier realized that a cliff was coming up, but
the horse was showing no indication of slowing down. He began to panic
as the cliff loomed closer, and he found he could not remember the
command to stop the horse.
In a real fright, the courier prayed earnestly for a reminder, and
finished his prayer with "Amen."
The horse came to a screeching halt at the edge of the cliff. Looking
down over the edge, the relieved courier exclaimed loudly, "Praise the
Lord!"
- from Timothy A. (via GCFL.net)
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Please pray for: Alice, Darlene, Kurt, Michael, Andrea, Walter, Jay.
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