Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/24/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It was a beautiful day. Temp actually got into the 70’s!
It was nice to have a ’taste of summer’ in spring!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Cat Food
2. Your COVID-19 Thoughts For The Day:
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Cat Food
When my daughter-in-law and I caught only one perch on
our fishing trip... not enough for even a modest lunch…
we decided to feed it to her two cats.
She put our catch in their dish and watched as the two
pampered pets sniffed at the fish but refused to eat it.
Thinking quickly, my daughter-in-law then picked up the
dish, walked over to the electric can opener, ran it for a
few seconds, then put the fish back down.
The cats dug right in.
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my
friends? - Abraham Lincoln
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Your COVID-19 Thoughts For The Day:
"I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.
Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe."
"I need to practice social-distancing... from the refrigerator."
"Still haven't decided where to go for my vacation ——
The Living Room or The Bedroom"
"PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they
still fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom."
"Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting
and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job."
"I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks
we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone."
"This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious
she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and
told my dog..... we laughed a lot."
"Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN.
You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.
I have no clue how this place is still in business."
"My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately
that when I pee it cleans the toilet."
"Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters
called in a bomb threat."
"I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage.
What should I wear?"
"Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman
with hand sanitizer for good clean fun."
"I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to
Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom."
"Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said 'I hope I don’t
have the same teacher next year'.... I'm offended."
- From Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Bev, Bill, Ray, Jen, Julie, Ann Marie, Dan.
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