Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/25/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's been a full couple of days. This is my first
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Today's Chuckles
1. Investment
2. Gum
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Investment
At my parents' 60th wedding anniversary, my Dad told of how he
met Mom.
She was an underpaid teacher at a one-room school in rural Canada
and Dad was working on a nearby farm. One of the local boys had
asked her to go to a movie. Dad was also going to the movie, and
had caught a ride to town with them.
At the theatre, the fellow paid for himself and walked in, leaving
Mom standing there with no ticket. She had no money with her, hav-
ing assumed her date was paying her way.
Dad stepped up and paid for her ticket.
He said, "That was the best 50 cents I ever invested."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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It's a little embarrassing that after 45 years of research
and study, the best advice I can give people is to be a
little kinder to each other. - Aldous Huxley
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Gum
Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther
was taking her very first flight.
They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly
lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were
popping.
The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing
gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same
discomfort.
When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the
stewardess.
"The chewing gum worked fine," she said, "but tell me,
how do I get it out of my ears?"
- from Laugh & Lift
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