Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/27/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Altar Request
2. Might be a Preacher
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Altar Request
My husband is a minister who generally conducts an expanded
altar call at the end of each sermon. He invites those who wish
to accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior to come
forward, as well as those in need of prayers or anyone who has
other special requests, to come forward.
To the surprise and delight of the congregation our three-year-old
daughter, without saying a word to me, got up and made her way
forward.
She waited patiently while the others in line ahead of her made
their special prayer requests.
When her turn came, my husband leaned down to ask what
she needed.
She whispered, "Can we go to the restaurant after church today?”
- From Sermon Fodder
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Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the
whole staircase. - Martin Luther King Jr.
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Might be a Preacher
You Might be a Preacher if....
- You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you were
- A church picnic is no picnic
- You've ever wondered why people couldn't die at more appropriate times
- It's Sunday, but Monday's coming!
- Instead of getting "ticked off," you get "grieved in your spirit."
- You've ever been tempted to take an offering at a family reunion
- You'd rather talk to people with every head bowed and every eye closed.
- You've ever wanted to "lay hands" on a deacon's neck.
- Everybody stops talking when you enter the room.
- You've ever wanted to give the sound man some feedback of your own.
- You've ever stretched the truth at a funeral.
- You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist.
- You've ever suffered anxiety attack while playing Bible Trivia Pursuit.
- You get your second wind when you say "And in conclusion..."
- The ideas you bounce off board members really do.
- You've seen more religion at a pool hall than you've seen at a Church Softball Game.
- Your Bible has more side notes than printed text.
- You've ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search committee.
- You jiggle all the toilet handles before you leave the church building.
- From Monday Fodder
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Please pray for: Donna, Elaine, Remington, Darrell, Margaret, Patricia.
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