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Mid-week. Hump day. It’s a nephew’s and a friend’s birthday. 

The sun is shining. I’ll be enjoying the outdoors shortly as the 

temperature climbs from the 20’s to the 50’s (currently 40’s).

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1.  Interview  

2.  Code   

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Interview 

An accountant, an engineer and a statistician were interviewing 

for a job. Each of them were asked the same question at the 

conclusion of the interview: what is 4 x 5? 

The engineer replied 20.000 with a 100% certainty factor. 

The statistician answered that the sample size was too small 

to make any reliable conclusions. 

The accountant looked around, leaned over the desk, and in 

a whisper asked, "what do you want it to be?"

- From Mikey’s Funnies 

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I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent 

the government from wasting the labors of the people under the 

pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson 

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Code 

I tried to explain to a client why I couldn't help him with a project 

that was written in a program code that I didn't know.

"Let's say you're asking me to write something in a specific language. 

Now, I'm fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. 

Since I don't understand Chinese, I'm not your best option. You need 

someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?"

He said he did and thanked me.

The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, "Why is 

So-and-So asking us if we're fluent in Chinese?"

- From Clean Laffs.

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