Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/3/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Misinterpretations
2. Sheep Bugs
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Misinterpretations
~ When my twin daughters were young, I taught them to say the
Lord's Prayer before going to bed. As I listened outside their door,
I could hear them say, "Give us this steak and daily bread, and
forgive us our mattresses."
~ My son, who is in nursery school, said, "Our Father, who art in
Heaven, how didja know my name?"
~ I remember thinking it said "Give us this day our jelly bread."
~ I recall reading something years ago about the Pledge of Allegiance.
Some child thought it began, "I led the pigeons to the flag."
~ When I was little, I often wondered who Richard Stands was.
You know: "I pledge allegiance to the flag. And to the republic
for Richard Stands."
~ When my husband was 6 years old, he thought a certain Prayer
was "He suffered under a bunch of violets." The real words were
“under Pontius Pilate," but at that age, he didn't know better. To
this day, we still snicker in church whenever that prayer is read.
~ My mother spent her early childhood saying, "Hail Mary, full
of grapes."
~ When my older brother was very young, he always walked
up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion.
On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does
the priest say when he gives you the bread?" Mom whispered
something in his ear. Imagine his shock many years later when
he learned that the priest doesn't say, "Be quiet until you get to
your seat."
~ When I was younger, I believed the line was "Lead a snot
into temptation." I thought I was praying for my little sister to
get into trouble.
• From Mikey’s Funnies
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If you are depressed you are living in the past, if you are anxious you are
living in the future, if you are at peace, you are living in the present.
- Lao Tzu
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Sheep Bugs
Some say fleas are black.
But I know that is not so.
'Cause Mary had a little lamb
With fleas as white as snow.
~ From Richard L. & James E.
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Please pray for: Patti, Kim, Chris, Alexander, Bernice, Olivia, Beth, Bonnie..
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