Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/30/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Robins plus snow! That's what greeted me when I went
outdoors yesterday. I tell people, "You'll love Ohio's
weather. If you don't, wait ten minutes, it'll change."
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Important File
2. The Dance
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Important File
The Boss who was on the 45th floor of the building
called up one of his clerks, Mr Banta on the ground
floor for an important file.
Since it was rather urgent the Boss told Banta it was
an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.
After more than 30 minutes Banta appears all tired and
panting for breath. The Boss asks him why he was panting
and what caused the huge delay.
He replies, "Sir, when I went to the elavator it said,
'During an emergency please use the staircase'!!!"
- eddited from pg vargis
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Don't count the things you do, do the things
that count. - Zig Ziglar
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The Dance
Sitting around at breakfast today, Heather asks,
"What is 'The Dance' even about? Why do you like
it so much?"
I go into the meaning of the song, about how it
inspires you to get out there and live, and get
to know people, and take risks, even though you
may get hurt along the way, and how pain is a part
of life, and you can go without pain, but then you
go without the good memories too, the ones that
shape your life.
"Essentially, girls, he is telling you not to live
in a bubble. To get out there and take chances and
love and live fully."
Hailey pipes up, "But rainbows live in bubbles. It
would be cool to live in a bubble with the rainbows.
Whenever I see a bubble, I see a little rainbow
inside of it."
- from Janet H. (my niece)
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Please pray for: Ruth, David, Chris, Roy, Debra, Crystal, Paul.
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