Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/31/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The last day of March. It came in like a lion and is going
out like a lion! Fortunately, we did have some ‘lamb days’
in between.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Government Logic
2. Tax Season
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Government Logic
Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received
a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk’s
office that she was exempt because of her age.
"You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," they said.
"I've already done that," she replied. "I did it last year."
"You have to do it every year," she was told.
"Why?" came the response. "Do you think I'm going to get younger?”
- From Monday Fodder
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Choose kindness. The world needs your kindness.
- Allison Massari
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Tax Season
Tax day -- April 15 -- was looming when an elderly woman showed up
at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. "Why so
many?" the clerk asked.
"My son is stationed overseas," she said. "He asked me to pick up
forms for the Marines on the base."
"You shouldn't have to do this," the clerk told her. "It's the base commander’s
job to make sure that his troops have access to the forms they need."
"I know," said the woman. "I'm the base commander's mother.”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Chris, Rose, Patricia, Joanne, Marie, Eric, Julie.
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