Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/5/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Special Treatment
2. Navy Shots
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Special Treatment
Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel
in Williamsburg, Va., prided ourselves on making the guests feel
special. When someone arrived at reception, credit card in hand,
we would sneak a peek at it and address him by name.
Once during a particularly busy check-in, one of our guests
presented a corporate credit card. "Welcome to Williamsburg,
Mr. Bell," the desk clerk said.
"Oh, please," the man replied, "call me Taco."
- From Laugh & Lift
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A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than
any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal
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Navy Shots
While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy,
every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them
or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed through the
line asked for a drink of water after receiving what seemed to be
at least a dozen different needles.
The Corpsman asked if he was dizzy.
"No, not at all." he replied. "I just wanna see if I'm still water-tight.”
- From GCFL
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
Looking forward to the weekend. Hope everyone is blessed.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Special Treatment
2. Navy Shots
———————————————
Special Treatment
Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel
in Williamsburg, Va., prided ourselves on making the guests feel
special. When someone arrived at reception, credit card in hand,
we would sneak a peek at it and address him by name.
Once during a particularly busy check-in, one of our guests
presented a corporate credit card. "Welcome to Williamsburg,
Mr. Bell," the desk clerk said.
"Oh, please," the man replied, "call me Taco."
- From Laugh & Lift
———————————————
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than
any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal
———————————————
Navy Shots
While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy,
every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them
or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed through the
line asked for a drink of water after receiving what seemed to be
at least a dozen different needles.
The Corpsman asked if he was dizzy.
"No, not at all." he replied. "I just wanna see if I'm still water-tight.”
- From GCFL
————
Please pray for: Jean,Drew, Shelly, Eric, Linda, Laura, Tim, Mike.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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