Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/6/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. DO You Know Your Hymns?
2. Decision
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DO You Know Your Hymns?
Dentist's Hymn .............Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weaoherman's Hymn...........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...........The Church is One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...........Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...........There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn......Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn......... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn...........Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn......Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn..........Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn..........I've Got a Mansion,Just Over
the Hilltop
Massage Therapists Hymn.....He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn......... The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
55 mph .................... God Will Take Care of You
75 mph .................... Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph .....................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph .................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph ................... Precious Memories
- from Ann F.
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No matter who you are or what your life has been
like so far, therest of your life’s journey can
be different. With God’s help you can begin again.
- Billy Graham
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Decision
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully
dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably
combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind,
moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently
passed away, making the move necessary.
After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nurs-
ing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As
he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual
description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that
had been hung on his window.
"I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old
having just been presented with a new puppy.
"Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait."
"That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness
is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room
or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged. It's how
I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It's a decision
I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend
the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of
my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for
the ones that do.
Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open, I'll focus on the
new day and all the happy memories I've stored away.. Just for this
time in my life..."
-from Larry P. (via Mikey's Funnies)
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Please pray for: Mark, Mitchell, Mary, Jay, Tyler, Terry, Ray, Owen, Debbie.
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