Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/9/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My youngest grandson has a respiratory infection.
I would rather have the infection than have him
dealing with it.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Makeup
2. Eggs
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Makeup
A family was rushing to get to the movies.
The parents told the children they had to leave "right now"
at which point their teenage daughter headed for the bathroom
to apply makeup.
Her father yelled for her to get in the car immediately, and
headed to the garage grumbling.
On the way to the theater, the father glanced in the rearview
mirror and saw his daughter applying lipstick and blush, which
produced the predictable lecture. "Look at your mom," he said.
"She didn't put on any makeup just to go sit in a dark movie
theater."
The daughter's response was, "Yeah, but Mom doesn't need makeup."
The mother's heart was swelling with the compliment, and she
turned back to thank this sweet, wonderful daughter just as she
continued, "Nobody looks at her."
- from Christian Voices
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Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.
- Albert Schweitzer
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Eggs
A young girl was helping her mother bag groceries
when we heard the tell-tale "splat" of the eggs
hitting the floor.
The girl looked up and her lip started quivering
as she waited for mom’s response.
Mom looked at her, looked at the eggs, smiled and
said "See, I told you we were making scrambled eggs
today!".
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Gerard, Lester, Anna Ruth, Francis, Bob, Mark, Dawn.
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