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Today's Chuckles

1.  Age  

2. Customary Charges   

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Age 

I was getting a new phone the other day, and the young clerk 

was taking down all my vital information. When he got to the 

question "Date of birth?", I told him.

 

His eyes jerked up: "No way! You certainly don't look THAT old!” 

 

"Just a fact of life, my boy,” I said, "it's all in the genes.” 

 

He gave me an unbelieving stare: "No kidding? What brand do 

you wear?"

 

- From Da Mouse Tracks 

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A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, 

unless you want to hurt the giver. - Eleanor Hamilton 

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Customary Charges 

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'

"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'

"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add ...'Each.’"

- From GCFL

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