Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/12/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
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Today is the 4th Anniversary of my Mom’s passing.
Had she lived a few more months, my parents would
have celebrated their 70th wedding anniversary.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. $100.00
2. Handy Man 'To Do' List
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$100.00
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter
from home one evening.
Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara
smiled at the gesture.
As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed
stranger leaning against the lamp post below.
Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. - Sister Barbara," on a piece of
paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed
it out the window to him.
The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of
his hat, went off down the street.
The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door,
insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger
waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills.
"What's this?" she asked.
"That's the $8,000 you have coming, Sister," he replied.
"Don't Despair paid 80-to-1.”
From Pat B. (A friend)
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If you want to fly, you have to give up everything that
weighs you down. - Toni Morrison
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Handy Man 'To Do' List
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home,
only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Cathy, Jennifer, Elaine, Joe, Eileen, Bob, Patce, Ella.
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