Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/13/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was fortunate to be able to get a massage today.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Wood Turning
2. Postage Rate
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Wood Turning
My wife came in today and asked if I would go do some
wood turning on the lathe.
"Ah," I asked, "what do you need? Maybe a new dibber or
possibly a rolling pin or a vase? I have Persimmon, Hickory,
Mesquite, a little bit of Walnut and a tad of Oak. What would
you like?"
"Oh, I don't care. I need about six bags of shavings for the
flower beds.”
- From GCFL
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Truth does not become more true by virtue of the fact that the
entire world agrees with it, nor less so even if the whole world
disagrees with it. - Maimonides
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Postage Rate
I don't understand these complaints about the postal service.
Time was, you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it,
and it would arrive at its destination in two days.
Now you put a fifty-five cent stamp on a letter and it can take two
months to arrive. Still only a penny a day!
- From Daily Clean Jokes (modified)
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