Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/14/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Taxes
2. Tax Audit
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Taxes
Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his gas
Tax the roads he must pass.
Tax his booze, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his trash,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!
- from Laugh & Lift
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Refuse to settle for anything less than everything God
has for you. - Joyce Meyer
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Tax Audit
The owner of a small fast food restaurant was being questioned
by an Income Tax people about his tax return. He had reported
a net profit of $80,000 for the year.
"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the restaurant owner said.
"I work like a dog. Everyone in my family helps out, the place is
only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made
$80,000?"
"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's
these deductions. You listed six trips to Thailand for you and
your wife."
"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "I forgot to tell you --
we also deliver."
- from PG Vargis
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