Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/16/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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There was an over 2 hour delay at the airport yesterday
for my flight to visit my parents. Getting up at 4 AM
EST and not getting in until nearly midnight MT (3 hour
difference) made a VERY long day.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Morning Paper
2. Easter Tradition
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Morning Paper
I asked my wife if she had seen this morning's paper.
She said, "Yes, I wrapped the garbage in it--just the
classified section, though."
I said, "But...but...I haven't seen it yet!"
She replies, "Oh, you didn't miss much. Just some egg
shells, coffee grounds and a few orange peels."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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If you aren’t serving, you’re just existing, because
life is meant for ministry. - Rick Warren
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Easter Tradition
We visited my parents for Easter, and even though she
was over 80, Mother was determined to put on a traditional
dinner.
After having spent the day preparing all the food, Mother
was getting ready for bed, and we noticed she had set her
alarm clock to go off at 4 a.m. She explained that she had
to turn the oven on to cook the turkey.
We knew her oven had a timer and asked her if she knew how
to use it.
"Of course," she told us, "but I've been getting up for over
60 Easters to turn the oven on, and it just wouldn't be the
same to have the stove do it for me!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Darlene, Jefferson, Annie, Millie, Joe, Kim.
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