Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/16/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A time of relaxation. I went to a painting party at
the apartment complex tonight. It was a great change
of pace from all the medical appointments/procedures.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Steve's Plan For Tax Reform
2. Late Appointment
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Steve's Plan For Tax Reform
1. Gather up all of the members of the United States
House and Senate.
2. Put them in one large room and lock the doors.
3. Give each "guest" a paper copy of the United States
Tax Code, a pencil and plenty of paper. No computers
allowed!
4. NOBODY gets to leave the room until EVERY Representative
and Senator has completed their own tax returns and PAID
their taxes. (Also works for the Secretary of the Treasury)
5. If any member finishes early, he or she may assist
another member. Remember, NOBODY leaves until EVERYONE
had completed their return and PAID their taxes.
6. Tax reform and simplification will occur during the next
session of Congress.
- From Steve Sanderson
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Rest in this-it is His business to lead, command, impel, send,
call or whatever you want to call it. It is your business to
obey, follow, move, respond, or what have you. - Jim Elliot
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Late Appointment
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment.
Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and
regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I
gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."
- From DailyCleanJokes
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