Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/16/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Fire
2. Cheerful Giving
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Fire
Our kindergarten class went to the fire station for a tour and
some instruction in fire safety. The fireman was explaining
what to do in case of a fire. He said, "First, go to the door
and feel the door to see if it's hot.”
Then he said, "Fall to your knees. Does anyone know why
you ought to fall to your knees?”
One of the little tykes said, "Sure, to start praying to ask
God to get us out of this mess!"
- From Laugh & Lift
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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never
happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin
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Cheerful Giving
A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson.
She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church.
"Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and
keep the other for yourself," she told the girl.
Sunday, when they were coming out of the church, the
mother asked her daughter which amount she had given.
"Well," said the little girl, "I was going to give the dollar,
but just before the collection the preacher said that God
loves a cheerful giver. I knew I'd be a lot more cheerful if
I gave the quarter, so that's what I did."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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My sister and her husband are taking a trip to this side
of the country. It’ll be good to see her in person.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Fire
2. Cheerful Giving
———————————————
Fire
Our kindergarten class went to the fire station for a tour and
some instruction in fire safety. The fireman was explaining
what to do in case of a fire. He said, "First, go to the door
and feel the door to see if it's hot.”
Then he said, "Fall to your knees. Does anyone know why
you ought to fall to your knees?”
One of the little tykes said, "Sure, to start praying to ask
God to get us out of this mess!"
- From Laugh & Lift
———————————————
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never
happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin
———————————————
Cheerful Giving
A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson.
She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church.
"Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and
keep the other for yourself," she told the girl.
Sunday, when they were coming out of the church, the
mother asked her daughter which amount she had given.
"Well," said the little girl, "I was going to give the dollar,
but just before the collection the preacher said that God
loves a cheerful giver. I knew I'd be a lot more cheerful if
I gave the quarter, so that's what I did."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
————
Please pray for: Susan, Mary, Linda, Maurine, Aurelia, Laura,
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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