Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/2/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today we celebrate the Last Supper of Christ. I was
blessed to be involved with the commemeration at my
Church.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sermon
2. Big God
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Sermon
A preacher stood up before his congregation and said,
"I have so much to say, I don't know where to begin."
Someone in the pew shouted, "How about somewhere close
to the end."
- from Ted W. (via Mikey's Funnies)
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The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the
direction of the wind. But the goodness of a
person spreads in all directions. - Chanakya
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Big God
One day on the way home from church a little girl
turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's
sermon this morning confused me."
The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?
The girl replied, "Well, he said that God is bigger
than we are. Is that true?"
"Yes, that's true," the mother replied.
"He also said that God lives within us. Is that true
too?"
Again the mother replied, "Yes."
"Well," said the girl. "If God is bigger than us and
he lives in us, wouldn't He show through?"
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
Today we celebrate the Last Supper of Christ. I was
blessed to be involved with the commemeration at my
Church.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sermon
2. Big God
------------------------------
Sermon
A preacher stood up before his congregation and said,
"I have so much to say, I don't know where to begin."
Someone in the pew shouted, "How about somewhere close
to the end."
- from Ted W. (via Mikey's Funnies)
------------------------------
The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the
direction of the wind. But the goodness of a
person spreads in all directions. - Chanakya
------------------------------
Big God
One day on the way home from church a little girl
turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's
sermon this morning confused me."
The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?
The girl replied, "Well, he said that God is bigger
than we are. Is that true?"
"Yes, that's true," the mother replied.
"He also said that God lives within us. Is that true
too?"
Again the mother replied, "Yes."
"Well," said the girl. "If God is bigger than us and
he lives in us, wouldn't He show through?"
- from Mikey's Funnies
--------
Please pray for: Nick, Raine, Dyan, Steve, Mandy, Alanna, Marc.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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