Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/2/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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As the duct margins weren't clear, I'm having further
breast surgery on 4/3. Appreciate continued prayers.
I believe God is having a greater good come from this.
His will. His way. My faith.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Cornered Mice
2. Car Troubles
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Cornered Mice
Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were
cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked,
"Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!"
The surprised cat ran away scared.
Later when the mice told their mother what happened,
she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"
- From PG Vargis
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Everybody gets knocked down. You become stronger every
time you lift yourself back up. - Billy Cox
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Car Troubles
A motorist began to check under the hood after his car
suddenly stopped on a country road. A horse going by
quietly said, “Better check the gas line.”
This frightened the motorist so that he ran to a nearby
farmhouse and told the farmer what had happened.
“Was that an old gray horse with a black tail?” asked
the farmer.
“Yes, it was,” cried the motorist.
“Well, don’t pay any attention to him,” added the farmer.
“That horse doesn’t know anything about cars.”
- From JOKES PRIESTS CAN TELL
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