Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/20/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had an excellent doctor visit today. Weight down, other vitals
all stable. Both she and I were pleased.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. What's the Difference?
2. Unfair Payment
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What's the Difference?
Bobby: What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant,
and a bag of cement?
Ray: I give up, what's the difference?
Bobby: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant.
Ray: What about the bag of cement?
Bobby: I just threw that in to make it hard.
- From A Joke a Day
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but
their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa
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Unfair Payment
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and, after a
long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back
to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
"Your Honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer
of mine."
"Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want
to have him arrested for?"
"Well, your Honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay
his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.”
- From Daily Clean. Jokes
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