Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/21/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Tonight I fly back home. Due to the lateness of the
flight, I'll be able to spend the whole day with my
parents. I'll be getting in tomorrow morning.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Before Flight Cleaning
2. Recipe
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Before Flight Cleaning
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've
often been mistaken for a flight attendant, ticket
agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people
will see me in uniform and ask if I'm a "real" pilot.
Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-
dominated field.
One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at
the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman walked through
the door and looked over at me. "My sister would be so
proud of you!" she remarked. I figured her sister must be
in the airline business, so I smiled and asked why.
Replied the woman, "She's a dentist."
- from Clean Laffs
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There's a lot of stress out there, and to handle it,
you just need to believe in yourself; always go back
to the person that you know you are, and don't let
anybody tell you any different, because everyone's
special and everyone's awesome. - McKayla Maroney
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Recipe
One evening I decided to try a new recipe.
My eight-year-old budding diplomat was halfway through his
meal when he looked up and announced, "Mom, your cooking is
terrific...but this recipe is terrible!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Amanda, Kay, CJ, Tiff, Daniel, Edmund, Dorothy, Peter.
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