Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/21/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We had an April snowstorm today. I’ve heard late April snows
referred to as dogwood winter or blackberry winter.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Parking Lot Help
2. Don't Mime Me
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Parking Lot Help
Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand,
and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport
garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front
of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him. "Get in,”
the driver ordered. "I'll take you to your car."
Startled, Wayne took a step backward. "Ah...no thanks," he
answered. "I can get there myself."
"No!" the man barked back as he threw open his passenger
side door. "Get in!"
Wayne's eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a
security guard.
Just then, the driver's face softened. "Please," he said, “I've
been driving up and down for two hours. I can't find a space
to park, and I want yours.”
- From A Joke a Day
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Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an
extraordinary destiny. - C.S. Lewis
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Don't Mime Me
A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes.
At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in
a huff of anger.
"What's wrong, Shelly?" Asks her roommate.
"Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn't even get into Mime class."
"Why not?"
"How should I know? You can't get a word out of those people!
- From Daily Clean. Jokes
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