Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/22/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. First Day at Work
2. Mental Reasoning Test
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First Day at Work
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first
day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake
and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will
be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
- from GCFL.net
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If successful people have one common trait, it's an utter lack of
cynicism. The world owes them nothing. They go out and find what they
need without asking for permission; they're driven, talented, and
work through negatives by focusing on the positives. - Mike Zimmerman
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Mental Reasoning Test
Three old gals were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.
The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?"
"297," was her prompt reply.
"Ummm humm," says the doc.
The doctor says to the lady, "It's your turn now. What is three times
three?"
"Friday," replies the second lady. "Ummm humm..."
Then the doc says to the third, "Okay, mam, your turn. What's three
times three?"
"Nine," says she.
"That's wonderful!" says the doc. "Tell me, how did you get that?"
"Simple," she says, beaming... "I subtracted 297 from Friday!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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