Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/22/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A clothing store near me is closing. They’re having a ‘fill-a-bag’ sale.
Among items I acquired was a genuine leather coat for next winter.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Down
2. Surprises
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Down
Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food.
The cost of living is going up everywhere. I'd be happy if just
one thing went down.
Little Johnny: Dad, here's my report card.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle
is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller
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Surprises
My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to
write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise."
Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read:
"I got up this morning and I ran into Mommy and Daddy's bed and
hopped in. But it wasn't Mommy at all.
It was Mrs. Del Campo!"
What her essay neglected to say was that we had called Mrs. Del Campo
late at night to stay with our children while I took my wife to the hospital to
have our third child.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Mike, Sandy, Susan, Mary, Joe, Eric, Patce, Jean, Carmen.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
A clothing store near me is closing. They’re having a ‘fill-a-bag’ sale.
Among items I acquired was a genuine leather coat for next winter.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Down
2. Surprises
———————————————
Down
Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food.
The cost of living is going up everywhere. I'd be happy if just
one thing went down.
Little Johnny: Dad, here's my report card.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
———————————————
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle
is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller
———————————————
Surprises
My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to
write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise."
Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read:
"I got up this morning and I ran into Mommy and Daddy's bed and
hopped in. But it wasn't Mommy at all.
It was Mrs. Del Campo!"
What her essay neglected to say was that we had called Mrs. Del Campo
late at night to stay with our children while I took my wife to the hospital to
have our third child.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
————
Please pray for: Mike, Sandy, Susan, Mary, Joe, Eric, Patce, Jean, Carmen.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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