Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/22/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Hope everyone had a blessed Resurrection Day.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Twists
2. God's Leading
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Twists
1. Today I donated my watch, phone and $500 to a poor guy.
You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his
knife back in his pocket.
2. I miss times when I was working at the zoo. My Boss fired
me just because I left the lion's gate open. I mean who
would steal a lion?
3. I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job,
I'm my own Boss. Nobody tells me what to do.“
Then I said, "Turn left.’
- From PG Vargis
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I always wanted to be someone better the next day than I was the day before.
- Sidney Poitier
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God's Leading
Nearing the parish church during his daily walk, a young man saw that some
shrubbery was on fire. He banged on the rectory door and told the woman who
opened it she'd better call the fire department.
She ran to the phone, and he heard her place the call. She identified herself,
gave the location, and explained the situation.
"You mean to tell me," said the emergency dispatcher, "that there's a burning
bush on the church lawn, and you want us to put it out?!?”
• From Cybersalt
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Please pray for: Jeanette, Carson, Brittany, Joseph, Layla, Vanda, Kim, Julie.
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