Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/23/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Weather getting warmer. Able to attend my granddaughter’s
la crosse meet in person (First time since Covid lock downs).
Able to minister at Church. So much for which to be grateful.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Larger Bills
2. CPR Training
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Larger Bills
I do the water and sewer billing for a small city in Washington State.
Customers complained about our postcard-sized bills -- which they
said looked too much like junk mail. So we decided to start sending
full-sized bills in envelopes. The month before the switch, I had a
note printed on the cards, announcing the change.
Two days later, I heard someone yelling at our receptionist, "Is this
some kind of joke?" When the customer threw his bill upon the desk,
I saw his point. The note was, "Coming soon! New Larger Bills!”
- From Laugh & Lift
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Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
- Winston Churchill
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CPR Training
Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to
take a CPR course. The class used the well-known mannequin victim,
Resusci-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci-Annie
was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying case.
The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of my
classmates gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all right?"
He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing.
Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She said she can’t
feel her legs!”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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