Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/24/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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After work tonight, I went to the wake of a friend's Mother.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. New Pastor
2. Coffee Mishap
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New Pastor
A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first
four days making personal visits to each of the members,
inviting them to come to his first services.
The following Sunday the church was all but empty.
Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local news-
papers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was
everyone's duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The
funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon, the
notice said.
Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral."
In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin, smothered
in flowers. After the Pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened
the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and
pay their final respects to their dead church.
Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse
of a "dead church," all the people eagerly lined up to look
in the coffin. Each "mourner" peeped into the coffin then
quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look.
In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror.
- from p.g.vargis
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How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment
when we realize we have discovered a friend.
- William Rostler
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Coffee Mishap
The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with
a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer.
The liquid poured into the processing unit and resulted in
some dramatic crackling and popping sounds.
After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal
as the computer was turned back on again.
"Please let it work," pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter.
A waitress replied, "Should be faster than ever. That was
a double espresso."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Servando, Millie, Richard, Ray, Jon, Amanda.
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