Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/24/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It seems like life is more focused on appointments since
I've essentially retired. Given a choice, I prefer being
the doctor more than being the patient.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Best Suited For
2. Behavior
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Best Suited For
Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking
down in the dumps. "What's wrong now Bob," asked Bill.
Bob replies, "They called in a management team and
gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see
what they were best suited for."
"Yeah, so what's the problem with that," asks Bill.
Bob sighs, "Well, it seems I'm best suited for
unemployment."
- From Joke du Jour
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Happiness is in your ability to love others. - Leo Tolstoy
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Behavior
Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors. His mother
suggested to his father that they buy him a bike for his
birthday.
"Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior?"
he said, surprised.
"Well, no," she admitted, "But it'll spread it over a wider
area."
- From Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Gerry, Delloyd, Pam, Anne, Laurie, Mitchell.
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