Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/25/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Had an enjoyable evening with my son. My grandson
was playing tuba in the school spring concert.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Baptism
2. The Harmonica
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Baptism
Little Margaret was all excited at the baptism of her
baby brother. When the time came for the sacrament to
take place, she stood on tip-toe, her alert face on a
level with the baptismal font.
As the priest raised the baby from being immersed into
the waters of baptism, Margaret piped up, “Father,
don’t forget to wash behind his ears.”
- From JOKES PRIESTS CAN TELL
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The only way to get what you want is to risk being
uncomfortable. The greater your gratitude for discomfort,
the greater the opportunity. - Chris Cade
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The Harmonica
"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,"
little Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw
him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever
got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to
play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom
gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day
and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play
it at night.
- From GCFL
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
Had an enjoyable evening with my son. My grandson
was playing tuba in the school spring concert.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Baptism
2. The Harmonica
———————————————
Baptism
Little Margaret was all excited at the baptism of her
baby brother. When the time came for the sacrament to
take place, she stood on tip-toe, her alert face on a
level with the baptismal font.
As the priest raised the baby from being immersed into
the waters of baptism, Margaret piped up, “Father,
don’t forget to wash behind his ears.”
- From JOKES PRIESTS CAN TELL
———————————————
The only way to get what you want is to risk being
uncomfortable. The greater your gratitude for discomfort,
the greater the opportunity. - Chris Cade
———————————————
The Harmonica
"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,"
little Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw
him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever
got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to
play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom
gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day
and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play
it at night.
- From GCFL
————
Please pray for: Jim, Colin, Sandy, Kyle, Patrick, Joy, Ed.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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