Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/26/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Had a wonderful weekend. Was able to attend granddaughter’s
LaCrosse meet. (1st time since Covid I could attend an event.)
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Stubborn Problem
2. No More Math
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Stubborn Problem
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division
for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just
couldn't solve.
She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly
baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow.
For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed
fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow.
I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and
reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they
offered no new ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to
send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try
printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"
- From Cybersalt Digest
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You were born to WIN, but to be a WINNER, you must
plan to win, prepare to winand expect to win. ~ Zig Ziglar
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No More Math
A young kid found an old lamp. As always the lamp was
rubbed and a genie appeared granting 3 wishes.
Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes!
Kid: I wish math didn't exist.
Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes!
- From Daily Clean. Jokes
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