Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/28/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Good News - Bad News
2. Real DMV Answers
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Good News - Bad News
A pastor got up one Sunday to preach and announced to his
congregation:
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have
enough money to pay for our new building program."
The pastor continued, "The bad news is, it's still out there
in your pockets."
- from GCFL.net
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Archie, who has become my right hand man,regularly sends an
uplifting e-mail. You would just need to cut-and-paste the url.
http://www.spiritisup.com/mywalkwithgodrb.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
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It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong,
but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends.
- Euripides
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Real DMV Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given
by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
- from FrznCMT2. (via GCFL.net)
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