Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/29/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The sun was enjoyed here in Ohio today. The temperture
in the 50's seemed to be warmer.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Satellite Dish
2. Talented Parrot
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Satellite Dish
When Dad's satellite dish conked out, I found him on
the phone with the help desk. The television set was
pulled away from the wall, and he was staring at the
mass of tangled wires that were spilling out the back
of it.
He looked absolutely overwhelmed.
"Tell you what I'm going to do," Dad said to the
technician. "I'm going to hang up now, go to college
for a couple of years, and then call you back."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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I didn't get there by wishing for it or hoping for it,
but by working for it. - Estee Lauder
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Talented Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world.
Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his
mother and send it to her.
On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty
different languages. He immediately bought it and sent
it home to his mother.
A few days later he calls his mother. "Did you like the
parrot?" he asked her.
"Oh yes," she replied. "It was delicious."
"WHAT!" the man cried. "You ate it! That parrot wasn't
for you to eat! It spoke thirty languages!"
The mother paused for a moment and then said, "So why
didn't he say something?"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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