Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/29/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. 'Not So Bright' Kid
2. Motorcycle Gathering
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'Not So Bright' Kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers
to his customer, "This kid is not so bright. Watch while
I prove it to you.
" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do
you want, son?
" The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never
learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store and says, "Hey, son! May
I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead
of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take
the dollar, the game's over!"
- From Mikey's Funnies
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Inner peace is a state of mind, a lifestyle choice, a
conscious decision not to be adversely affected by what
is occurring around us. - Janet Pfeiffer
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Motorcycle Gathering
On the weekend of the biggest motorcycle gathering of the
year, I was working at a club nearby. When the roaring
machines pulled up outside, our patrons' eyes swung toward
the door and conversation turned into uneasy whispering.
A group of tough-looking bikers walked up to me, and one
of them asked me where the phone was. I pointed it out,
and the silence in the room let everybody overhear what
the biker said into the receiver.
"Hi, Mom. Just want to let you know I'll be home late tonight."
- From Monday Fodder
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