Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/29/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had breakfast today with a friend and ended the day with
an extended phone call with niece. It was a good day!Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Kicks
2. College Drama
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Kicks
My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss,
a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I
was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table.
There was no response, so I gave him another poke. Still the
story went on.
Suddenly he stopped, grinned and said, "Oh, but I've told you
this one before, haven't I?”
We all chuckled and changed the subject. Later, on the dance
floor, I asked my husband why it had taken him so long to get
my message.
"What do you mean?" he replied. "I cut the story off as soon
as you kicked me.”
"But I kicked you twice and it still took you awhile to stop!”
Suddenly we realized what had happened. Sheepishly we
returned to our table. The boss smiled and said, "Don't worry.
After the second kick I figured it wasn't for me, so I passed it
along!"
• From Cybersalt Digest
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The more one meditates upon good thoughts, the better
will be one's world and the world at large. - Confucius
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College Drama
A college drama group presented a play in which one character
would stand on a trap door and announce, "I descend into hell!"
A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would
spring, and the actor would drop from view.
The play was well received. When the actor playing the part
became ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his
place. When the new actor announced, "I descend into hell!”
the stagehand pulled the rope, and the actor began his plunge,
but became hopelessly stuck. No amount of tugging on the
rope could make him descend.
One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: "Hallelujah!
Hell is full!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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